Karxemtik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet rat.

Karxemtik created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karxemtik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Karxemtik, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Karxemtik's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Karxemtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Always obey Karxemtik's priests.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. You must pray to Karxemtik eight times a day.

5. Never eat green fruit.