Fungonbem is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless eagle.

Fungonbem created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fungonbem, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fungonbem, she will turn you into a sheep.

Fungonbem's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fungonbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Fungonbem loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear indigo scarves.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fungonbem on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.