Kenlipmon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong dragonfly.

Kenlipmon created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Kenlipmon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kenlipmon, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kenlipmon's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kenlipmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.