Safhatbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent wren.

Safhatbonk created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Safhatbonk, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Safhatbonk, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Safhatbonk's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Safhatbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never paint your legs cyan.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed beans to pigs while wearing green ear rings.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.