Hubsakcim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless dog.

Hubsakcim created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubsakcim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hubsakcim, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hubsakcim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hubsakcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Hubsakcim loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat wheat.