Satvilmad Dinbumwee is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humorless ant.

Satvilmad Dinbumwee created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satvilmad Dinbumwee, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Satvilmad Dinbumwee, he will turn you into a rat.

Satvilmad Dinbumwee's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Satvilmad Dinbumwee's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.