Higpadvon Bumyarpnell is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, annoying
dugong.
Higpadvon Bumyarpnell created the planet Mars five million years ago.
If you believe in
Higpadvon Bumyarpnell, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Higpadvon Bumyarpnell, it will turn you into a puffin.
Higpadvon Bumyarpnell's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Higpadvon Bumyarpnell's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick badgers.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Higpadvon Bumyarpnell.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never think about gravity.