Dotkoptun is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing tortoise.

Dotkoptun created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Dotkoptun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dotkoptun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dotkoptun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dotkoptun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Worship no other gods but Dotkoptun.

5. Never talk about cell theory.
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