Zodwegtenved is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive centaur.

Zodwegtenved created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodwegtenved, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zodwegtenved, it will turn you into a hamster.

Zodwegtenved's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zodwegtenved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.