Zodwegtenved is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, impressive
centaur.
Zodwegtenved created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zodwegtenved, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Zodwegtenved, it will turn you into a hamster.
Zodwegtenved's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Zodwegtenved's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not dye your hair magenta.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
4. Always help birds in need.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.