Fossbinmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish dog.

Fossbinmot created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossbinmot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fossbinmot, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fossbinmot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fossbinmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not speak about figs.