Rigmankap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced jackal.

Rigmankap created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigmankap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigmankap, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rigmankap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rigmankap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Rigmankap loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.