Cedgomnakyoglenhascumsin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident jackal.

Cedgomnakyoglenhascumsin created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedgomnakyoglenhascumsin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cedgomnakyoglenhascumsin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cedgomnakyoglenhascumsin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cedgomnakyoglenhascumsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cedgomnakyoglenhascumsin.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cedgomnakyoglenhascumsin.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.