Fongeport is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy hummingbird.

Fongeport created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fongeport, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fongeport, she will try to impress you with trees.

Fongeport's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fongeport's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about asteroids.