Buscumapp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable walrus.

Buscumapp created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buscumapp, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Buscumapp, she will turn you into a puffin.

Buscumapp's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Buscumapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Erect four platinum sculptures of Buscumapp on top of important buildings.

5. Never write about stars.