Panmigmet is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent centaur.

Panmigmet created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Panmigmet, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Panmigmet, he will have a low opinion of you.

Panmigmet's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Panmigmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sheep.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Panmigmet loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Panmigmet loves great tits, so they must be honoured.