Xucktarpmab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-assured alligator.

Xucktarpmab created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucktarpmab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xucktarpmab, it will think nothing of it.

Xucktarpmab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Xucktarpmab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four foxes approach from the west.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Never write about nebulae.