Kambunwonmidgildabsafjan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless chicken.

Kambunwonmidgildabsafjan created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Kambunwonmidgildabsafjan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kambunwonmidgildabsafjan, she will destroy your home planet.

Kambunwonmidgildabsafjan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kambunwonmidgildabsafjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Kambunwonmidgildabsafjan on top of important buildings.