Hudcanhad is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, weak turtle.

Hudcanhad created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Hudcanhad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hudcanhad, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hudcanhad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hudcanhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Hudcanhad loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.