Nibhinnurl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair wolf.

Nibhinnurl created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibhinnurl, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nibhinnurl, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nibhinnurl's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nibhinnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near seals.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never wear corsets.