Yatbogfit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, passionate squirrel.

Yatbogfit created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatbogfit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yatbogfit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Yatbogfit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yatbogfit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not make images of living things.