Piblan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, kind jaguar.

Piblan created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Piblan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Piblan, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Piblan's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Piblan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.