Dusszenrandaprutcim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic wyrm.

Dusszenrandaprutcim created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dusszenrandaprutcim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dusszenrandaprutcim, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dusszenrandaprutcim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dusszenrandaprutcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not shave your feet.