Armvilcab is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, vain
wombat.
Armvilcab created a down quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Armvilcab, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Armvilcab, it will turn you into a slug.
Armvilcab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Armvilcab's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Armvilcab loves tortoises, so they must be respected.
5. Never mention moths.