Armvilcab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, vain wombat.

Armvilcab created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Armvilcab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Armvilcab, it will turn you into a slug.

Armvilcab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Armvilcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Armvilcab loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Never mention moths.