Bassfebfumbod is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair wasp.

Bassfebfumbod created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassfebfumbod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bassfebfumbod, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bassfebfumbod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bassfebfumbod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bassfebfumbod four times a day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must love Bassfebfumbod.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never paint your hands magenta.