Flagcibnadmat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, grumpy jaguar.

Flagcibnadmat created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flagcibnadmat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagcibnadmat, he will turn you into a slug.

Flagcibnadmat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Flagcibnadmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never skip near hamsters.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.