Vagmighin is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent wyrm.

Vagmighin created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Vagmighin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vagmighin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vagmighin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vagmighin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vagmighin.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Fast once a month.