Hunarpdub is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous crab.

Hunarpdub created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Hunarpdub, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hunarpdub, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hunarpdub's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hunarpdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hunarpdub.

4. Never sit in the presence of eagles.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.