Jen is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, pitiless mole.

Jen created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Jen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jen, it will turn you into a tree.

Jen's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Put Jen first in all things.

5. Turtles are not to be trusted.