Yogcisslim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak cat.

Yogcisslim created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogcisslim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yogcisslim, it will think nothing of it.

Yogcisslim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yogcisslim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the west.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never talk about gravity.