Figgilpommutbagzogtaglist is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome fish.

Figgilpommutbagzogtaglist created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Figgilpommutbagzogtaglist, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Figgilpommutbagzogtaglist, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Figgilpommutbagzogtaglist's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Figgilpommutbagzogtaglist's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Never look at comets.