Likpibvid is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent human.

Likpibvid created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likpibvid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Likpibvid, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Likpibvid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Likpibvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must pray to Likpibvid eight times a day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide if three hamsters approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.