Yamriggon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonourable warg.

Yamriggon created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamriggon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yamriggon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yamriggon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yamriggon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.