Flagbepzen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless ant.

Flagbepzen created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Flagbepzen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flagbepzen, he will turn you into a tree.

Flagbepzen's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Flagbepzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not cook food in pots.