Cimflatgab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous alligator.

Cimflatgab created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimflatgab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cimflatgab, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cimflatgab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cimflatgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.