Kadhancepfag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic hedgehog.

Kadhancepfag created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadhancepfag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadhancepfag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Kadhancepfag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kadhancepfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Always obey Kadhancepfag's priests.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never wear indigo jumpers.

5. Never write about gravity.