Safsugcid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent walrus.

Safsugcid created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safsugcid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Safsugcid, he will not care.

Safsugcid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Safsugcid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safsugcid.

2. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the south.

3. Safsugcid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Retreat if eight eagles approach from the west.