Gidbellgud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical raven.

Gidbellgud created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbellgud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gidbellgud, it will turn you into a plant.

Gidbellgud's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gidbellgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide if six tortoises approach from the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not chop down trees.