Tafcippin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous wren.

Tafcippin created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafcippin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tafcippin, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tafcippin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tafcippin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tafcippin on top of all buildings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must love Tafcippin.

5. Never wear boots.