Himfebran is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, prudent fox.

Himfebran created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himfebran, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Himfebran, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Himfebran's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Himfebran's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Run away if five ducks approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never talk about gravity.