Tadganpib is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered grasshopper.

Tadganpib created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadganpib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tadganpib, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tadganpib's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tadganpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tadganpib.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.