Gofafnilvil is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful fish.

Gofafnilvil created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofafnilvil, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gofafnilvil, he will make you grow a tail.

Gofafnilvil's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gofafnilvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help eagles.

5. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Gofafnilvil on top of important buildings.