Taghugflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, smart dugong.

Taghugflow created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taghugflow, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taghugflow, it will strike you with lightening.

Taghugflow's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Taghugflow's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never feed melons to monkeys while wearing purple shorts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.