Guddotdid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthinking coyote.

Guddotdid created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Guddotdid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Guddotdid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Guddotdid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Guddotdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Put Guddotdid first in all things.