Nigkanfag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-powerful meerkat.

Nigkanfag created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigkanfag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nigkanfag, she will cry a lot.

Nigkanfag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nigkanfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Worship no other gods but Nigkanfag.