Fodhanveen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil dove.

Fodhanveen created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodhanveen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fodhanveen, it will think nothing of it.

Fodhanveen's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fodhanveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Put Fodhanveen first in all things.

5. Always help sick moths.