Budlakkim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy wyrm.

Budlakkim created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budlakkim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budlakkim, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Budlakkim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Budlakkim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Budlakkim on top of all buildings.

2. Hide from fawn seals for they are unholy.

3. You must love Budlakkim.

4. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the east.

5. Hide if five snails approach from the north.