Renbedjig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating duck.

Renbedjig created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renbedjig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Renbedjig, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Renbedjig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Renbedjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help sick capybaras.

3. Worship no other gods but Renbedjig.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Always obey Renbedjig's priests.