Stigrangof Funtonklist is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fast hare.

Stigrangof Funtonklist created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigrangof Funtonklist, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stigrangof Funtonklist, it will make you grow a tail.

Stigrangof Funtonklist's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Stigrangof Funtonklist's Holy Commandments

1. Stigrangof Funtonklist loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Stigrangof Funtonklist on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed coconuts to hamsters while wearing black scarves.

5. Never eat green fruit.