Fubhimton is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent sheep.

Fubhimton created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubhimton, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fubhimton, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fubhimton's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fubhimton's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.