Fagyartbit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable centaur.

Fagyartbit created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fagyartbit, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fagyartbit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fagyartbit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fagyartbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Fagyartbit loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Worship no other gods but Fagyartbit.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fagyartbit on top of all buildings.

5. Fagyartbit must be the most important thing in your life.